Now come on, why would you want to vote for a sorry old bloke who can’t sing and looks like a refugee from a hippy colony in a high-profile talent competition? Because I sense the public have had enough of the squabbling (amongst the judges!) and being milked by the likes of Simon Cowell and his blessed record/music business. And they are voting for Wagner at the expense of far better singers in the hope, I believe, that they can secure a very unlikely (and in Cowell’s case presumably highly unwelcome ) winner of the X Factor. Do you think Simon and Syco Music will fancy their chances of a Xmas No1 next year with this Brazilian sherbert?
It’s also why we are witnessing a huge public vote for Ann Widdecombe on Strictly even though she’s got absolutely no natural dancing ability and has to be heaved and humped around the ballroom by her partner like a bulging sack of potatoes:
But the revenge of the voting public has found greatest expression I guess in their continuing attempts to get the faux fainting and phobic fu**wit Gillian McKeith to undertake the dreaded bushtucker trials on I’m A Celebrity GMOOH. She’s got to be the most unloved participant in the show ever. God can the woman put on a performance. As my son-in-law put it, how on earth does someone who pokes around in people’s stools for a living, pass out at the sight of a fly? What on earth is she doing in a show set in a rain jungle where the sole aim is to see how minor slebs react to being smothered in repellant slime and hideous insects and reptiles whilst eating the genitalia from everything from a dingo to a wombat. She’s either demented or one of Britain’s finest actresses. Either way the public is not going to let her off the hook now and the whole shape of the programme is being re-defined before our eyes.
Don’t you just love that? It’s an evil thought but I can’t wait to see a lot more of the screaming Gillian become even more unhinged and detached from her fellow campers. Bring on the rats:
ps It was almost as sad watching the smooth Nigel Havers blow his ‘charming’ nature as it was to see Paul Daniels finally confirm that he is a nasty little creep with almost the same dancing skills as the Widdy. How I smiled though.
pps well it seems that the public has lost its nerve having voted the Varg and mad McKeith out. Bugger and haven’t all the progs suddenly become as dull as ditchwater? Does anyone really care who wins them now? Wimps